Scott Long's Comedy Fly-Over Country

Day: April 18, 2011

Been yrs since I've been offered drugs but a friend just hooked me up w/cherrywood 4 my Weber. I'm so old only smoke I'm given is 4 my grill 15 hours ago
Wonder why Bill Clinton isn't in audience? He's backstage watching debate hosted by League of Women Boaters #debates https://t.co/9TdRfrm4q5 2 days ago
The club is advertising an act coming soon that has a sidekick Chihuahua named Mr. Piffles. But corporate gigs & cruise ships r 4 hacks. OK 4 days ago
RT @tracy_forner: there are no stories more sad than the ones on @Jeopardy told by contestants attempting to ingratiate themselves during t… 4 days ago
Just had a stranger come up 2 me at Home Depot & ask me if I'd served our country. I said no...unless you count 3 yrs I served at Chi Chi's 5 days ago

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